Chapter one



"Man i am board." annouced my best friend who is Melaine Mankey as she was on my bed sitting crossed legged and eatting a butter finger candy bar. "I know me too. And Lenny and Carl are at work,at the power plant today so there's nothing to do" i said with a moan as i looked at my boyfriend's picture.
             My boyfriend is Lenny Leonard (as i all ready mention) he is really cute,sweet,funny and handsome and he is also very nice.Even though he is thrity eight and i am thirteen we don't care about the age differences as long as we love each other that all that matters, and we do love each other thank you very much.
             We also have a lot in common.Lenny loves movies,kids, watching tv, reading, drawing,animals, hanging out with friends,he also likes to drink beer(in which i don't like. But i let him drink it anyways because he is special. Just as long as he is careful) and we each have a best friend.
              My best friend is Melaine Mankey (as i all ready mention before) she is very funny and outgoing. She loves to tell jokes,she has a puppet named Mr Banana Brian in which she made it herself (and its named after the puppet doll from that cartoon show Darkwing Duck).
          Melaine is also a straight A student,she also has a lot of brothers and sisters. She has five brothers and three sisters. Her brother's are all older then she is and her three sisters are younger.
         Melaine and i love to baby-sit them along with our other good friend who is Zoza Renton. As i told you who my best friend is Lenny's best friend is Carl Carlson. They knew each other a long time (just like i knew Melaine a long time) Carl is a lot like Melaine. He loves to tell jokes and he also teases me. But i don't mind i usually ingore him while Lenny tells him off,but the rest of the time Carl is all right.
            Carl,Melaine,Lenny and i go on double dates and we always have fun. We go to the beach,we play chicken in the water (lol) unless you don't know chicken is this game were someone stands on someones shoulders and they armwhriles with another person,intill that someone falls down in the water then the other two are the winner,we also go to movies, go to dinner, and we sometimes go on vacations with one another(and yes my parents let me do that with a thirty eight year old man. And they trust Lenny thank you very much,plus my dad and Lenny are very good friends so there)
             "Alicia, earth to Alicia anyone home?" asked Mealine as she waved her hand in my face. "What?" I asked as i snapped back to realitly. "I said my phone just rang and Carl sent a text."  repiled Melaine happily. "Oh what does it say?" i asked while looking at her.

             She cleared her throat and said "Hey Mel baby" (that's Carl for yah always starting off with a joke in his text message' i said to myself with a smile as i rolled my eyes) "I just wanted to see what your up to? I am on a break right know and Homer,Lenny and i are playing hockey in the staff room with other workers lol.
        Anymoo i miss you and i love you. Homer says hi to you and Alicia, by the way, and Lenny is right near me know saying he wants to talk to Alicia. So give the phone to Alicia love okay?"
         "Awwwwwwww that is so cute" i said as Melaine read the message and handed me the phone. "Alicia and Lenny sitting in a tree!" teased Melaine with a silly grin on her face.
           I blushed. When i got on the phone i saw Lenny's first text message.

"Hey sweetie you there?"

I smiled and wrote back:
"Yes i am hon!"

"What are you doing at Melaine's right know?"

"Being board,and thinking of you"

"Awwwwwww thanks love!"

I blushed again. And continued to writing:
"So how's the hockey game lol?"

"Oh Carl told you about that ehh?Well it's going great. Homer,Carl and i are winning. And i soon got hit in the eye with a hockey stick!"

I gasped at that.
"Oh no,Lenny are you okay?"

"Yes i'm fine love. I just got a little mark on my forehead and a little spillter in my eye and Carl gave me a bandge,so no harm done"

"Oh Lenny.Wish i was with you right know" i sighed at that.

"I know same here,sweetie. To bad i have to work today!"

"But you have to right?"

"Right!Glad you understand!"

"So my love, see you at Moe's tomorrow with Carl and Melaine?'

"Sure that will be fine love. I will let Melaine know"

"Great see you two in the afternoon. Get Melaine back on okay Carl wants to talk to her longer know okay? Bye Alicia, i love you forever"

"Bye Lenny and i love you forever to."

I pushed a :kiss: sign on the cellphone and i hoped Lenny got it before Carl got on and he did and he wrote back saying

"Thank you sweetie"

"Your welcome cuttie"

"Cuttie lol this is Carl, Lenny handed me the phone all ready. I'll tell him outloud that you called him cuttie" teased Carl into his cellphone.

I made a dirty face and said on the cellphone "Don't you dare Carl Carlson"

        Melaine saw my face and said"What's wrong?" "Oh nothing, just your boyfriend teasing me again" i said with a sigh.
            "Oh what did he say?" asked Melaine. "I thought Lenny would still be on so i called him cuttie. But Carl came on and laughed at me and said thanks know i will tell Homer and the boys what you called Lenny" i said as i told Melaine.
              "Oh really. Here Alicia give me the phone for a mintue" so i gave her the phone and she was sending a text to Carl.

            She had a whicked grin on her face while doing it. I soon asked her"What did you say to him?'  "Oh i told him if he embrassed Lenny then i will tell the world that he kissed my Mr. Banana Brian doll on Saturday when we where together. And then he said, but you made me. And then i told him to behave or eles no date tomorrow. And he smarten up and he said sorry to you. But he did telll Lenny but not outloud." said Melaine with a wink.

            "Thanks Mel. Your a real friend" i said as i hugged her. I will tell you about me and my friends later.